Hello my very bestest friends in the whole wide world! It’s your favorite doodle Millicent here, and boy oh boy, have I got some news for you!
A few weeks ago, my buddies at Chewy sent me some pumpkin bars to sample. At first, I was skeptical. If it ain’t a Dr. Woofr, I ain’t interested!
Mom made me try one anyway, and guys–it is the best thing I’ve ever tasted! Other than that time Grandpa Gary gave me a donut. That was pretty good too.
Mom told me I was so basic for liking pumpkin bars. I was confused. I’m not a basic, I’m a doodle!
Then mom explained I just happen to obsess over the things everyone else obsesses over. I thought, “well, nothing wrong with being a basic dood and loving all of the best things in the world!” Here are just a few of the things a basic doodle, such as myself, might be obsessed with:
- Ice cubes
- Licking stuff
- Cleopatra (AKA, “that damn cat,” according to my dad)
- Other buddies
- Tennis balls