It’s a tough life for a dood, guys. Every morning, I have to wake up and make sure my parents get out of bed. How will they make it to work without me?!?! Then I scarf down my breakfast as quickly as possible so I can play tennis with my dad while he drinks his coffee. He would be so bored without me! Next, I keep watch on the house all day. All day, guys! Then, before I can even manage a little nap, my parents are home and I’ve got to take them around the neighborhood for some exercise, then make sure they cook dinner correctly.
That’s all I have for you today, guys. My parents locked up my favorite rope toy and I’ve got to attempt a rescue.