Greetings, friends! It’s your favorite Lanky Doodle Dandy here, bringing you another guest post! It has been several months since my last post, did you miss me?
I would miss me too.
Anyway, my mom told me it was time for another fun link-up with Karly and Jackie, AND it was time for a #treatyoself link-up with Nicole! She asked me if I could guest post, and I’ve been putting it off for a while now, so I cleared a few things in my calendar, rescheduled my play date with Copper, and got to work!
|This is my thinking spot.|
Don’t get me wrong, I love my parents–I think they are the bees knees, the cat’s pajamas! But sometimes, they just don’t get it. So today, doodle friends, I present to you a list of seven things my parents do that are TOTALLY embarrassing.
1. They make up weird songs, then sing them to me ALL the time. Not to mention, they add in some awful dance moves that just don’t work. I try to tell them to stop, but it only seems to make it worse.
2. Every time I do my business outside, they get REAL excited and say things like “good job Millie! You went doo doo brown!” Don’t they know that everybody poops? It’s not that big of a deal.
3. When I play with my friends outside, I have to stay on my leash. Burton and Ivan don’t have to stay on their leashes! It’s just not fair.
4. They took me to play in the baby section at the playground. I’m a WHOLE YEAR OLD, I can’t be caught in the baby section! I once had a friend who got nailed on the playground because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas.
|I hope nobody saw me!|
|Charlie and I are just friends, geeze! Stop acting like we’re Romeo and Juliet, DAD!|
|But if you have a treat for me, I will gladly take it off your hands!|
I know I just complained a whole lot about, but all in all, they’re the bestest parents in the world (even if they can’t sing and dance worth a lick), and the very best time of day is when the gang’s all here!
See ya later, doodle fans!
hugs and kisses,