Hey guys. Millie here. Listen, I don’t have much time, I’ve got a date at the tennis courts with Copper tonight, but I need your help.
Have you heard of this product?
It’s called the Cat’s Meow and I. MUST. HAVE. IT.
I’ve never seen anything like it–it’s amazing! There’s this little buddy that races around that cloth there, and it’s just SO AWESOME and I’m all like, “I gotta catch that little buddy that’s runnin around! I will catch him and I will tear him apart! It will be so much fun!”
How did I stumble upon this? Well, I usually don’t watch television because I find it tedious, but in one serendipitous moment I happened to glance at the tv the VERY MOMENT this magical product was being advertised. I could not tear myself away. My mom just kept tap tap tapping at her laptop, but I was mesmerized.
|I was so struck by this, I wanted to grab it right out of the tv.|
I thought for sure my mom would take the hint and order it for me. But, here we are, almost two weeks later, and I still have not seen hide nor hair of The Cat’s Meow! Not to mention, almost all of my toys are gone. All I’ve got left are my tennis balls and Albert–and Albert is down to one leg and no ears. It won’t be long before they take him too. My mom tells me not to tear all my toys to pieces, but isn’t that the whole point?
Anyway, if you’re out there, friends, and you’re 18 or older with a valid credit card, will you please order this for me? I will give you lots of kisses if you do.
If you’re not yet convinced, watch this video. You will understand why I need this so badly in my household.