I’m no stranger to low quality television–I mean, this is the girl who eagerly awaits the return of Pretty Little Liars (PLL) in between seasons. However, as with most guilty pleasure tv, there is still a large following, so you don’t have to feel completely embarrassed for loving something so terrible.
This is not the case for The Vineyard.
Matt and I are probably the only people in the world who love watching The Vineyard. It has absolutely no redeeming qualities about it, but that doesn’t stop us from tuning in every week. We just find every interaction hilarious–it’s obvious all the situations are set ups, and it looks like the poor kids can’t even say their lines with a straight face.
|Matt’s theory is they recruited a bunch of models to be in the show, which would explain a lot.|
Just in case you’ve never watched the show, let me break it down for you.
There’s also Emily who is your standard gold-digging, trophy wife wannabe, and Jackie, who has a crush on Lou and tries to communicate that to him in the most desperate ways possible.
Those are pretty much the power players of The Vineyard. Have I won you over yet? Please start watching–I’m this close to starting a Twitter account just so I can live tweet all the awful, hilarious things that go on in the show. Whatever you do, don’t judge (I feel like I say that a lot on this blog lately).
|Ben somehow ended up being described as the “silent heartthrob,” which is a little hard to believe.|